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- What Does the Average Penis Look Like: Size, Shape & MoreThe average penis is smaller than most people think, and it varies more in appearance than pop culture suggests. A large review of over 15,500 men found that the average erect penis is 5.1 inches long and 4.5 inches around, while the average flaccid penis is 3.6 inches long and 3.7 inches around. But size […]
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