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- Genital/Gender Nullification - Davis Plastic SurgeryFor his gender non-conforming and non-binary patients, Dr. Davis also performs gender or genital nullification, also known as male to eunuch or “smoothie” procedures. The procedure includes a complete penectomy, orchiectomy, a reduction of the scrotal sac, and shortening of the urethra.
- Can I decrease my penis size? - Go Ask Alice!Some people claim that at-home methods like vacuum pumps or penis exercises can reduce penis size. However, health care providers advise against these options, as they can lead to injury and problems with penile function
- Your Smooth Bottom Line: Nulloplasty/Nullification/NullectomyRecovery timelines depend on the procedures involved. A reasonable expectation is to plan for a 6 to 8 weeks. If hysterectomy and vaginectomy are part of your process, your recovery time will likely be longer than for a penectomy and orchiectomy, as more internal structures are moved and changed.
- How to Permanently Make Penis and Testicles SmallerLooking to make your penis and testicles smaller and stop erections for good? Learn about safe and permanent options, risks, and what doctors say.
- Before & After Procedures | Gallery - AlterMDLabiaplasty offers both physical and emotional benefits for women who dislike the look and projection of their labia minora. But is this procedure covered by health insurance? This blog discusses what benefits… See the before and after procedures done by Dr. Gary J. Alter.
- 10 Things That Will Make Your Penis Shrink In Size - LybratePenis shrinkage is a significant reduction in penis size. It is mainly caused by reduced blood flow to a man’s penis. The causes of penis shrinkage can be many, ranging from dehydration to psychological stress.
Word is getting out!
Posted by richard in Founder's Blog
Word of this product is getting out, and not just here in America. For example, here’s something about us on a spanish website of some kind…
Now, I don’t know what they’re saying, but it’s great that we’ve got things like the world wide wed these days. Back in granddad’s day, he pretty much only sold in the U.S., and the notion of folks in Spain or Germany even knowing about the product would have blown his mind. Why, last month when I was looking through the referrer’s logs I saw a huge number of hits from Russia, which would have astounded papa — he died during the end of the cold war, and never would have thought of them as not being the enemy.