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Home » Founder's Blog » Word is getting out!
Sep29

Word is getting out!

Posted by richard in Founder's Blog

Word of this product is getting out, and not just here in America. For example, here’s something about us on a spanish website of some kind…

screen capture of item from elpagafantas.es mentioning our product

Now, I don’t know what they’re saying, but it’s great that we’ve got things like the world wide wed these days. Back in granddad’s day, he pretty much only sold in the U.S., and the notion of folks in Spain or Germany even knowing about the product would have blown his mind. Why, last month when I was looking through the referrer’s logs I saw a huge number of hits from Russia, which would have astounded papa — he died during the end of the cold war, and never would have thought of them as not being the enemy.

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