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- Hypospadias - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicHypospadias is a condition in which the opening of the urethra is on the underside of the penis instead of at the tip. The location of the opening can vary and can be anywhere from underneath the tip of the penis (more common) to the base of the penis (less common).
- Circumcision (male) - Mayo ClinicCircumcision is a surgery to remove the skin that covers the tip of the penis, also called the foreskin. The procedure is fairly common for newborn boys in parts of the world, including the United States. Circumcision later in life can be done, but it has more risks and recovery may take longer.
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie's disease.
- Yeast infection in men: How can I tell if I have one?When this infection occurs in men, it can cause swelling of the penis called balanitis. Learn what signs and symptoms to watch for.
- Hypospadias - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicMost of the time the penis looks typical after surgery. Most men can pass urine properly. And with successful hypospadias treatment, the condition won't block sperm from fertilizing an egg. Occasionally, a hole called a fistula develops along the underside of the penis where the new urinary channel was created. This results in urine leaking.
- Salud del pene: identificar y evitar problemas - Mayo ClinicLa salud del pene es una parte importante de tu salud. Es más que la capacidad de tener y mantener una erección, eyacular y reproducirse. Los problemas del pene pueden ser un signo de otra enfermedad. Los problemas persistentes de salud que afectan el pene también afectan otras áreas de la vida. Pueden causar estrés, […]
We’re number three on Google!
Posted by richard in Front Page Articles
Wow. If you go to Google and search for “I’ve got a penis”, this site is the third result. Above us are only a Craigslist post about a guy with a small penis and a link to a site that doesn’t load.
If you’re wondering, I noticed it looking thru the logs of the search terms that had been used to find this site.