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- Penis pump - Mayo ClinicPenis pumps tend to be a lower-cost ED treatment. Work outside of your body. They don't require surgery, shots or medicines that go in the tip of your penis. Can be used with other treatments. You can use a penis pump along with medicines or a penile implant. A mix of ED treatments works best […]
- Peyronie's disease - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicOverview Peyronie's (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is a condition in which fibrous scar tissue forms in the deeper tissues under the skin of the penis. This causes curved, painful erections. It also can make the penis shorter while erect. Peyronie's disease is not caused by cancer. Penises vary in shape and size. So having a curved erection […]
- Yeast infection in men: How can I tell if I have one?When this infection occurs in men, it can cause swelling of the penis called balanitis. Learn what signs and symptoms to watch for.
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie's disease.
- Flaccid and erect penis - Mayo ClinicThe penis contains two cylinder-shaped, spongelike structures called the corpora cavernosa. During sexual arousal, nerve impulses increase blood flow to both cylinders. This sudden influx of blood causes an erection by expanding, straightening and stiffening the penis.
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We’re number three on Google!
Posted by richard in Front Page Articles
Wow. If you go to Google and search for “I’ve got a penis”, this site is the third result. Above us are only a Craigslist post about a guy with a small penis and a link to a site that doesn’t load.
If you’re wondering, I noticed it looking thru the logs of the search terms that had been used to find this site.