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Home » Posts Tagged "happy customer"
Jan28

Shaq

Posted by richard

Image of Shaq, holding a basketball

“I’m a proud and happy customer.”

— Shack O’Neal, not the guy pictured to the left

Shaquille O’Neal, a 7′ 1″ tall American basketball player for who has played for several teams and who was a member of the 1996 Olympics team which won the gold medal, has most likely never heard of PenisReductionPills.com and is not a satisfied and repeat customer.

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