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Home » Testimonials » Satisfied in Missouri
Jan28

Satisfied in Missouri

Posted by richard in Testimonials

Dear PRP,

I love my husband dearly, but for a long time I couldn’t bear to have sex with him.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m a passionate woman, but our lovemaking was painful for me.  He was just too big!  I found myself developing “headaches” and using the shower massager a lot.  Our marriage was in trouble.

One day, on a lark, I googled “penis reduction” and found your site.  Desperate, I ordered the starter pack, and it was amazing.  My husband is exactly the same size, but he feels smaller to me because I make him take one every morning.  It’s like we’re newlyweds, except for the having no money part.

It’s helped his ego, too.  Neighbors have seen the boxes waiting on the porch, sometimes for weeks at a time before I bring them in.  The Reverend got quite a start last week when he came by for Bible study and offered to bring in the mail.

Thanks so much,

Mrs. M, St. Louis

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