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- Penis fracture: Is it possible? - Mayo ClinicA penis fracture differs from other fractures in the body. That's because the penis has no bones. Instead, the penis becomes firm during an erection when two spongy tubes on the top side of the penis fill with blood. Those tubes are called the corpora cavernosa. When the tubes fill with blood, their tough outer […]
- Yeast infection in men: How can I tell if I have one?Yeast infections can occur in men, causing inflammation of the penis (balanitis). Learn what signs and symptoms could mean you have a yeast infection.
- Peyronie's disease - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicPeyronie's (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is a condition in which fibrous scar tissue forms in the deeper tissues under the skin of the penis. This causes curved, painful erections.
- Penis pump - Mayo ClinicPenis pumps tend to be a lower-cost ED treatment. Work outside of your body. They don't require surgery, shots or medicines that go in the tip of your penis. Can be used with other treatments. You can use a penis pump along with medicines or a penile implant. A mix of ED treatments works best […]
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicIn some people, medicines injected directly into the scar tissue on the penis might reduce curving and pain linked with Peyronie's disease. Depending on the treatment, you might be given medicine that goes on the skin called a local anesthetic to prevent pain during the shots.
- Alprostadil (urethral route) - Side effects & dosageAfter holding the delivery device within your penis still for 5 seconds, carefully rock the penis and delivery device as a unit from side to side. This helps remove the suppository from the device. Remove the delivery device while your penis is upright. Look at the device to make sure that the suppository was completely […]
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Posted by richard in Testimonials
I love my husband dearly, but for a long time I couldn’t bear to have sex with him. Â Don’t get me wrong, I’m a passionate woman, but our lovemaking was painful for me. Â He was just too big! Â I found myself developing “headaches” and using the shower massager a lot. Â Our marriage was in trouble.
One day, on a lark, I googled “penis reduction” and found your site. Â Desperate, I ordered the starter pack, and it was amazing. Â My husband is exactly the same size, but he feels smaller to me because I make him take one every morning. Â It’s like we’re newlyweds, except for the having no money part.
It’s helped his ego, too. Â Neighbors have seen the boxes waiting on the porch, sometimes for weeks at a time before I bring them in. Â The Reverend got quite a start last week when he came by for Bible study and offered to bring in the mail.
Thanks so much,
Mrs. M, St. Louis