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- Hypospadias - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicHypospadias is a condition in which the opening of the urethra is on the underside of the penis instead of at the tip. The location of the opening can vary and can be anywhere from underneath the tip of the penis (more common) to the base of the penis (less common).
- Circumcision (male) - Mayo ClinicCircumcision is a surgery to remove the skin that covers the tip of the penis, also called the foreskin. The procedure is fairly common for newborn boys in parts of the world, including the United States. Circumcision later in life can be done, but it has more risks and recovery may take longer.
- Genital warts - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicGenital warts can grow on the: Vulva. Walls of the vagina. Area between the outer part of the genitals and the anus. Anal canal. Cervix. Tip or shaft of the penis. Scrotum. Anus. Genital warts also can form in the mouth or throat of a person who has had oral sex with an infected person. […]
- Prostatitis - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicPain or discomfort of the penis or testicles. Painful ejaculation. Fever, chills, muscle aches and other flu-like symptoms with acute bacterial prostatitis. When to see a doctor Several conditions can cause symptoms like those of prostatitis. Get a diagnosis and treatment as soon as possible. Get care right away if you: Are not able to […]
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie's disease.
- Yeast infection in men: How can I tell if I have one?Yeast infections can occur in men, causing inflammation of the penis (balanitis). Learn what signs and symptoms could mean you have a yeast infection.
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I love my husband dearly, but for a long time I couldn’t bear to have sex with him. Â Don’t get me wrong, I’m a passionate woman, but our lovemaking was painful for me. Â He was just too big! Â I found myself developing “headaches” and using the shower massager a lot. Â Our marriage was in trouble.
One day, on a lark, I googled “penis reduction” and found your site. Â Desperate, I ordered the starter pack, and it was amazing. Â My husband is exactly the same size, but he feels smaller to me because I make him take one every morning. Â It’s like we’re newlyweds, except for the having no money part.
It’s helped his ego, too. Â Neighbors have seen the boxes waiting on the porch, sometimes for weeks at a time before I bring them in. Â The Reverend got quite a start last week when he came by for Bible study and offered to bring in the mail.
Thanks so much,
Mrs. M, St. Louis