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- Penis: Anatomy, Shape, Types, Function, Conditions & CareYour penis is an important part of your urinary and reproductive systems. Penises come in many different sizes and shapes. Keeping it healthy is important.
- Penises - Play SafeWhether you have a penis, are curious about them, or are having sex with someone who does, this guide covers what you need to know about penises. What is a penis? The penis is part of the reproductive and urinary systems. It’s made of fleshy tissue, blood vessels, and nerves.
- Human penis - WikipediaThe main parts of the penis are the root, body, the epithelium, including the shaft skin, and the foreskin covering the glans. The body of the penis is made up of three columns of tissue: two corpora cavernosa on the dorsal side and corpus spongiosum between them on the ventral side.
- Human penis - Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaThe human penis is a male body part found on the outside of the body. It is used for urination and for sexual intercourse. The main sexual function of the penis is to be inserted into a female 's vagina and deliver semen, to cause pregnancy.
- What Are the Penis Types and Penis Shapes? - The Perito ClinicDid you know there are different types of penises, each with a unique shape? Generally, differences in length, thickness (girth), curvature, direction, size and elasticity are genetically determined and do not interfere with health or sexual performance.
- The Penis: Anatomy and 3D Illustrations - InnerbodyThe penis is the male external excretory and sex organ. The penis contains the external opening of the urethra, which is used for urination and to deliver semen into the vagina of a female sexual partner.
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