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- Peyronie's disease - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicOverview Peyronie's (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is a condition in which fibrous scar tissue forms in the deeper tissues under the skin of the penis. This causes curved, painful erections. It also can make the penis shorter while erect. Peyronie's disease is not caused by cancer. Penises vary in shape and size. So having a curved erection […]
- Penis pump - Mayo ClinicPenis pumps tend to be a lower-cost ED treatment. Work outside of your body. They don't require surgery, shots or medicines that go in the tip of your penis. Can be used with other treatments. You can use a penis pump along with medicines or a penile implant. A mix of ED treatments works best […]
- Plication of the penis - Mayo ClinicDuring plication of the penis, an artificial erection is created from either injection of a saltwater solution or selected medications. The outer skin of the penis is pulled back. The penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of […]
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie's disease.
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- Erectile dysfunction: Nonoral treatments - Mayo ClinicBattery-powered penis pump for erectile dysfunction A penis pump is used to draw blood into the penis to create an erection. You then place a rubber ring around the base of the penis to maintain the erection.
Picture of Grandpa
Posted by richard in Founder's Blog
Here’s a photo of my grandpa, Richard Magnus Sr. and grandma, probably taken sometime in the 1980s. I think it was taken shortly before their fourtieth wedding anniversary, so he’d be about 65 years old in this picture.
I really look up to my grand-dad, because he was smart and funny and always on top of things. When I was young I wanted to grow up an be just liek him. Alot of this, I know, came because he ran such a successful business.
I can only hope that I have 1/10th of the success that he had.