Homes on Penis Reduction Pills

Be near the change you want to see happen in the world

Sun, 08 Jul 2012 12:55:25 +0000

A lot of people ask me “Richard, how would penis reduction pills change my life?”, to which I’m a bit confused because it seems totally clear that our un-patented penis reducing pills shouldn’t really change your life in any way."

They’re placebos. Take as many as you want and it shouldn’t affect the size of your willy in any way whatsoever, except that if you were to take a LOT of them then you’d get fat, and in comparison it might look a little smaller. But, it wouldn’t actually be, and we don’t recommend that anyway because our nation has enough problems with obesity already.

We are not under investigation

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 14:24:08 +0000

I’d just like to assure all of our customers that we here at Penis Reduction Pills.com, a subsidiary of Placebo Labs.com, are NOT under investigation by the United States Federal Drugs Administration, nor by the European Union Commissioner of Health, nor by (as far as we know) any other government agency. We pride ourselves on selling only the finest placebos, and anything you’ve heard to the contrary is just sour grapes from our competition.

Our products helping win the war!

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:19:10 +0000

Our products aren’t just helping here in the states (and, Canada.) For example, here’s a photos of one of our customers, who finds that the pills are helping our troops in Iraq. Just the knowledge that our fine fighting men may need pills to make their penises smaller lets the people know that our fine fighting men may have larger than usual penises.

We've been acquired!

Fri, 28 May 2010 13:18:39 +0000

I guess I’m pleased to say that the assets and intellectual property of Penis Reduction Pills has been acquired by Placebo Labs, a California company which has been advancing the use and misuse of placebos in the marketplace today. Â I’ll be a vice president, overseeing something or the other – I’m sure they’ll find good stuff for me to do.

I’m a bit melancholy about this â€“ certainly, it’s been a tough road so far bringing granddad’s company back to life, with a lot of ups and downs, and sales haven’t been as good as I would have hoped for, but Placebo Labs will be able to bring a lot of new capital and brainpower and I’m sure that together we’ll succeed beyond my wildest dreams.

We're number three on Google!

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:38:44 +0000

Wow. If you go to Google and search for "I've got a penis", this site is the third result. Above us are only a Craigslist post about a guy with a small penis and a link to a site that doesn't load.

If you're wondering, I noticed it looking thru the logs of the search terms that had been used to find this site.

RIP, Billy Mays

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 06:17:24 +0000

As you know, I have been trying, somewhat unsuccessfully, to grow this business back to the same scale it was back in the 1950s and 1960s when my grandfather and his partner were selling thousands of bottles a month. Â I’m not embarassed to say that I’m still quite far away from that goal. Â Perhaps the world has changed and the numbers of people who want to buy a placebo which claims to reduce the size of their penis but doesn’t actually do so is smaller than it was back in the days of Ike and JFK and Hugh Hefner.