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Jan28

Both the wife and I are pleased

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“The wife is so happy I no longer need the mistress.  Thanks!”

-Shane L, Milpitas, CA

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Jan28

Great gift for a nervous bachelorette

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— Melissa T, bridesmaid
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Jan28

Can walk my dog in public again

Posted by richard

A cartoon of a man walking a dog on a leash.“I use to be scared that while I was walking my dog, women would assault me because they could tell that I have a very large penis.  Since I’ve started taking your pills, though, I now feel very comfortable letting women pet my dog.”

— Bob X., Cupertino, CA

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Jan28

A great gift for dad

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“These make a GREAT gag gift. I recently ordered them for my dad. My mom had to answer the door and I guess the mailman was five shades of red.. He had the package all covered up. I had some trouble ordering at first since their cart provider was screwed up, but customer service took care of it quickly and went out of their way to help me! If you want a great gag gift… I highly suggest this! :)”

— Tanned Gusto

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Jan28

Another satisfied customer!

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“Wow, the pills work GREAT. My penis fits now!”

— Michael R., Hicksville, Florida.

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Jan27

Bad Relationships

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“Before I found your product, I found that my dick was so large it was adding an extra three months to every bad relationship.  However, since getting them, I’m happy to say that my bad relationships end exactly on time.”

– Coz Mark

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