Testimonials on Penis Reduction Pills

Satisfied in Missouri

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:39:50 +0000

Dear PRP,

I love my husband dearly, but for a long time I couldn’t bear to have sex with him. Â Don’t get me wrong, I’m a passionate woman, but our lovemaking was painful for me. Â He was just too big! Â I found myself developing “headaches” and using the shower massager a lot. Â Our marriage was in trouble.

One day, on a lark, I googled “penis reduction” and found your site. Â Desperate, I ordered the starter pack, and it was amazing. Â My husband is exactly the same size, but he feels smaller to me because I make him take one every morning. Â It’s like we’re newlyweds, except for the having no money part.

They tasteÂ great.

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:38:56 +0000

â€œIn the past, when ordering products with no medicinal benefit, I’ve always been disappointed with their taste.Â But, your penis reduction placebos taste almost exactly like sweet tarts – I’ve had trouble not gobbling the entire bottle some mornings.Â Luckily, I’ve resisted, and I’m glad to say that while I think they have helped reduce the size of â€˜Mr. Happyâ€™ my ruler still shows I’m exactly the same size.Â Thanks, PRP Online!â€

Picking up the mail has never been soÂ fun!

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:38:22 +0000

â€I was in my pajamas when the mail guy tried to deliver it yesterday. So he left a call tag. Which meant John had to go to the Post Office today to pick it up! He said the lady at the Post Office snickered at him when he picked it up. Like he couldn’t tell if she was smiling to be polite, or smiling because he has a HUGE penis and now she knew.

Worked as advertised.

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:37:21 +0000

“It worked as advertised and I didn’t even take any!”

– Peter B., Cupertino, CA.

Note: Not ordering and not taking the pills is not recommended by the site proprietor as a means of not reducing the penis size. Â Better would be to order them and take them as directed to not reduce the size of the penis.

Helped me with my overconfidence problem

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:36:44 +0000

“Likely you’ve beenÂ inundatedÂ with ads which claim to have medicines and other nostrums which increase the size of the male member. And you, like me, have likely been terribly annoyed, because your problem isn’t that “it” is too small, but that “it” is too large. Â Not freakishly large, but more that large enough, so that it is interfering with your life.

Shaq

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:49:48 +0000

“I’m a proud and happy customer.”

– Shack O’Neal, not the guy pictured to the left

Shaquille O’Neal, a 7’ 1" tall American basketball player for who has played for several teams and who was a member of the 1996 Olympics team which won the gold medal, has most likely never heard of PenisReductionPills.com and is not a satisfied and repeat customer.

Both the wife and I are pleased

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:47:06 +0000

â€œThe wife is so happy I no longer need the mistress. Â Thanks!â€

-Shane L, Milpitas, CA

Great gift for a nervous bachelorette

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:43:41 +0000

“We bought a 90 day supply for Susan for her bachelorette party, and they were so great she went ahead and got married.”

– Melissa T, bridesmaid Lancaster, PA

Can walk my dog in public again

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:42:02 +0000

â€œI use to be scared that while I was walking my dog, women would assault me because they could tell that I have a very large penis. Â Since I’ve started taking your pills, though, I now feel very comfortable letting women pet my dog.â€

– Bob X., Cupertino, CA

A great gift for dad

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:40:36 +0000

â€œThese make a GREAT gag gift. I recently ordered them for my dad. My mom had to answer the door and I guess the mailman was five shades of red.. He had the package all covered up. I had some trouble ordering at first since their cart provider was screwed up, but customer service took care of it quickly and went out of their way to help me! If you want a great gag gift… I highly suggest this! :)â€

Another satisfied customer!

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:39:08 +0000

“Wow, the pills work GREAT. My penis fits now!”

– Michael R., Hicksville, Florida.

Bad Relationships

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 03:48:44 +0000

â€œBefore I found your product, I found that my dick was so large it was adding an extra three months to every bad relationship. Â However, since getting them, I’m happy to say that my bad relationships end exactly on time.â€

CozÂ Mark

The placebos worked on her!

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 03:45:11 +0000

â€I do have the problem with a large penis. My girlfriend is always bringing to my attention that she hurts after we have sex because of the size of my penis. A very good friend of mine, who knows about this,Â boughtÂ some of your pills for me as a joke. I left them out on the bedroom night table.Â One night I saw herÂ with the bottleÂ in her hand.Â She told me she thought it was very thoughtful of me to takeÂ Â these pills just for her. Now ever since she thinks I’ve been taking these pills the sex is “GREAT” and she never says that I’m hurting her anymore. I’m sure that it’s all in her mind. But I have to give thanks to where thanks is due!! So thank you guys for the pills. Some of us need to show our woman we really care about them.â€

Misaddressed mail was never so fun!

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 03:25:03 +0000

â€œFor an extra bit of ego boost, I order these for myself but put in my nearby neighbor’s postal address. When they arrive, the neighbors bring them over to my house for me and I say â€˜Thanks, they must have messed up the address.â€™

And, all my neighbors think I’m huge.â€

– Stephen K., Iowa City, Iowa