Founders-Blog on Penis Reduction Pills

Internet Search Engine Optimization scams

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 22:38:14 +0000

I get a lot of email from various internet specialists who offer me services to do things like “increase your page rank in Google”, or “pick the right keywords so people can find you better”, and, frankly, I’m mystified since right now I think we’re ranked great in Google.

If you, for example, do a search for “penis reduction pill” then we’re almost always the first link. And, the second link and third link as well. In fact, most of the links on the front page are to this site, so frankly I think these SEO specialists would have their work cut out for us.

We are not under investigation

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 14:24:08 +0000

I’d just like to assure all of our customers that we here at Penis Reduction Pills.com, a subsidiary of Placebo Labs.com, are NOT under investigation by the United States Federal Drugs Administration, nor by the European Union Commissioner of Health, nor by (as far as we know) any other government agency. We pride ourselves on selling only the finest placebos, and anything you’ve heard to the contrary is just sour grapes from our competition.

We've been acquired!

Fri, 28 May 2010 13:18:39 +0000

I guess I’m pleased to say that the assets and intellectual property of Penis Reduction Pills has been acquired by Placebo Labs, a California company which has been advancing the use and misuse of placebos in the marketplace today. Â I’ll be a vice president, overseeing something or the other – I’m sure they’ll find good stuff for me to do.

I’m a bit melancholy about this â€“ certainly, it’s been a tough road so far bringing granddad’s company back to life, with a lot of ups and downs, and sales haven’t been as good as I would have hoped for, but Placebo Labs will be able to bring a lot of new capital and brainpower and I’m sure that together we’ll succeed beyond my wildest dreams.

An old ad that I found in the files...

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:24:40 +0000

A couple days ago I promised I’d start scanning in and posting some of the ads that I’ve found in the files from when grandad and Uncle Piccilo were running the business. Â Here’s one that must have run sometime in the late 1950s, because that’s when they were in Minnetonka and using the given PO box. Â All I have is a tear sheet, but I suspect this ad ran in the back third of Popular Mechanics.

Picture of Grandpa

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:43:59 +0000

Here’s a photo of my grandpa, Richard Magnus Sr. and grandma, probably taken sometime in the 1980s.Â I think it was taken shortly before their fourtieth wedding anniversary, so he’d be about 65 years old in this picture.

I really look up to my grand-dad, because he was smart and funny and always on top of things.Â When I was young I wanted to grow up an be just liek him.Â Alot of this, I know, came because he ran such a successful business.

Recently, a Scotsman asked me...

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:44:48 +0000

if I had any suggestion for what he could do to feel more comfortable while taking a daily stroll around the mall. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that even in full Scots regalia, wearing a standard issue kilt, that nobody was at much risk of seeing his little Scotsman.

Instead, I told him what I’ve told thousands of our fine customers – that, if he was concerned about his little Braveheart scaring the villagers that he should take some of our un-patented, penis reduction pills. They’re the perfect antidote to the problem that he doesn’t have.

Another ad from the files

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:46:08 +0000

Here’s another ad that I pulled out of the microfiche. Â This one would have run in the woman’s magazines of the day, like Women’s Day,in the late 1950s.

Granddad made most of these ads himself, since he’d spent years in the advertising industry in Minneapolis before founding PRP. Â Â Certainly they show the social thoughts and mores of the time. Â For example, these days “snooping” would make the protagonist in this ad seem, well, not the best girlfriend material. Â But, back in the 1950s nobody would have thought it reflected badly on a potential girlfriend.

Word is getting out!

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:48:38 +0000

Word of this product is getting out, and not just here in America. For example,Â here’s something about us on a spanish website of some kind…

Now, I don’t know what they’re saying, but it’s great that we’ve got things like the world wide wed these days. Back in granddad’s day, he pretty much only sold in the U.S., and the notion of folks in Spain or Germany even knowing about the product would have blown his mind. Why, last month when I was looking through the referrer’s logs I saw a huge number of hits from Russia, which would have astounded papa – he died during the end of the cold war, and never would have thought of them as not being the enemy.

We run our business differently

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 20:46:46 +0000

I’m always saddened to read about the misfortune of others. Â Today, it was

Steve Warshak and his company, Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, who may a product that isn’t a competitor of ours, but is certainly in the same business –Â Enzyte. Â You likely know about him from those “Smiling Bob" ads on television. Â Steve was justÂ convicted of massive fraud, and will be going to jail and paying a half billion dollar fine. Â A half billion dollars!

From our friends in the former Soviet Union

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:48:05 +0000

In my last post, I mentioned that we had quite a number of folks from Russia reading the site. Â Here’s something I found one one of these sites, translated into English by those nice folks at Google.

"Great! That magic pills are totally changed my life!
Before taking the pills, my erection always caused brain collapse or reversible blindness because all blood from my body needed to “pump up” my cock.

I'm going to take this as an endorsement

Sat, 17 May 2008 20:53:06 +0000