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- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie's disease.
- Yeast infection in men: How can I tell if I have one?Yeast infections can occur in men, causing inflammation of the penis (balanitis). Learn what signs and symptoms could mean you have a yeast infection.
- Hypospadias - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicMost of the time the penis looks typical after surgery. Most men can pass urine properly. And with successful hypospadias treatment, the condition won't block sperm from fertilizing an egg. Occasionally, a hole called a fistula develops along the underside of the penis where the new urinary channel was created. This results in urine leaking.
- Hypospadias - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicHypospadias is a condition in which the opening of the urethra is on the underside of the penis instead of at the tip. The location of the opening can vary and can be anywhere from underneath the tip of the penis (more common) to the base of the penis (less common).
- Circumcision (male) - Mayo ClinicCircumcision is a surgery to remove the skin that covers the tip of the penis, also called the foreskin. The procedure is fairly common for newborn boys in parts of the world, including the United States. Circumcision later in life can be done, but it has more risks and recovery may take longer.
- Penis before and after circumcision - Mayo ClinicBefore circumcision, the foreskin covers the tip of the penis (glans). After circumcision, the tip of the penis is exposed.
Word is getting out!
Posted by richard in Founder's Blog
Word of this product is getting out, and not just here in America. For example, here’s something about us on a spanish website of some kind…
Now, I don’t know what they’re saying, but it’s great that we’ve got things like the world wide wed these days. Back in granddad’s day, he pretty much only sold in the U.S., and the notion of folks in Spain or Germany even knowing about the product would have blown his mind. Why, last month when I was looking through the referrer’s logs I saw a huge number of hits from Russia, which would have astounded papa — he died during the end of the cold war, and never would have thought of them as not being the enemy.