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- Circumcision (male) - Mayo ClinicCircumcision is a surgery to remove the skin that covers the tip of the penis, also called the foreskin. The procedure is fairly common for newborn boys in parts of the world, including the United States. Circumcision later in life can be done, but it has more risks and recovery may take longer.
- Yeast infection in men: How can I tell if I have one?When this infection occurs in men, it can cause swelling of the penis called balanitis. Learn what signs and symptoms to watch for.
- Urethral stricture - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicDiagnosis To make a diagnosis, a member of your health care team will ask about your symptoms and your medical history and do an exam. Tests that can help find where the stricture is, how long it is and what's causing it might include: Urine tests. These look for infection, blood or cancer in the […]
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie's disease.
- Genital herpes - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicOverview Genital herpes is a common sexually transmitted infection (STI). The herpes simplex virus (HSV) causes genital herpes. Genital herpes can often be spread by skin-to-skin contact during sexual activity. Some people infected with the virus may have very mild symptoms or no symptoms. They can still able to spread the virus. Other people have […]
- Prostatitis - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicPain or discomfort of the penis or testicles. Painful ejaculation. Fever, chills, muscle aches and other flu-like symptoms with acute bacterial prostatitis. When to see a doctor Several conditions can cause symptoms like those of prostatitis. Get a diagnosis and treatment as soon as possible. Get care right away if you: Are not able to […]
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I love my husband dearly, but for a long time I couldn’t bear to have sex with him. Â Don’t get me wrong, I’m a passionate woman, but our lovemaking was painful for me. Â He was just too big! Â I found myself developing “headaches” and using the shower massager a lot. Â Our marriage was in trouble.
One day, on a lark, I googled “penis reduction” and found your site. Â Desperate, I ordered the starter pack, and it was amazing. Â My husband is exactly the same size, but he feels smaller to me because I make him take one every morning. Â It’s like we’re newlyweds, except for the having no money part.
It’s helped his ego, too. Â Neighbors have seen the boxes waiting on the porch, sometimes for weeks at a time before I bring them in. Â The Reverend got quite a start last week when he came by for Bible study and offered to bring in the mail.
Thanks so much,
Mrs. M, St. Louis