Imag­ine the looks you’ll get dri­ving down the road with our “Penis Reduc­tion Pills.com” bumper sticker proudly affixed to your car or moped, let­ting the whole world know that you are the type of man who may ( or may not ) have a penis of a size which could, pos­si­bly, use some reducing.

Our flag­ship prod­uct! One bot­tle, con­tain­ing around a 30 day sup­ply of our un-patented penis reduc­tion place­bos, with a bright label giv­ing the cor­rect dosages, warn­ings, and other nec­es­sary infor­ma­tion. Our com­pany name and “Penis Reduc­tion Pills” appear promi­nently and should be eas­ily vis­i­ble to most folks.

We ship this to you in our deluxe 8″ x 8″ x 8″ box, which has our logo dis­played on all six exte­rior sur­faces in at least 36 pt type.

This book, “How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Med­i­ta­tions, and Wis­dom for Men Who Have Too Much”, prob­a­bly won’t be of much use to most of our cus­tomers, but we include it in case we have any­one who is unable to take the place­bos for some reason.

Our flag­ship prod­uct! Three bot­tles, each con­tain­ing around a 30 day sup­ply of our un-patented penis reduc­tion place­bos, with a bright label giv­ing the cor­rect dosages, warn­ings, and other nec­es­sary infor­ma­tion. Our com­pany name and “Penis Reduc­tion Pills” appear promi­nently and should be eas­ily vis­i­ble to most folks. It’s just like our 30 day prod­uct, but you get three of them.

We ship this to you in our deluxe 8″ x 8″ x 8″ box, which has our logo dis­played on all six exte­rior sur­faces in at least 36 pt type.

One of our “Placebo Labs” lab coats, so you’ll look all scientific-y. Sure, it’s just a white coat, but once you put it on you’ll feel smarter and more confident!

If you’d like your name also embroi­dered above our logo on the left breast, con­tact us for a price quote and ship­ping estimate.