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- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie's disease.
- Yeast infection in men: How can I tell if I have one?When this infection occurs in men, it can cause swelling of the penis called balanitis. Learn what signs and symptoms to watch for.
- Circumcision (male) - Mayo ClinicCircumcision is a surgery to remove the skin that covers the tip of the penis, also called the foreskin. The procedure is fairly common for newborn boys in parts of the world, including the United States. Circumcision later in life can be done, but it has more risks and recovery may take longer.
- Hypospadias - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicHypospadias is a condition in which the opening of the urethra is on the underside of the penis instead of at the tip. The location of the opening can vary and can be anywhere from underneath the tip of the penis (more common) to the base of the penis (less common).
- Hypospadias - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicMost of the time the penis looks typical after surgery. Most men can pass urine properly. And with successful hypospadias treatment, the condition won't block sperm from fertilizing an egg. Occasionally, a hole called a fistula develops along the underside of the penis where the new urinary channel was created. This results in urine leaking.
- 阴茎泵 - 妙佑医疗国际 - Mayo Clinic概述 如果无法获得或维持足以完成性交的勃起程度,则表明患有勃起功能障碍(ED)。阴茎泵是可能有所帮助的几种治疗选项之一。这种装置包含以下部件: 一根套在阴茎上的塑料管。 连接到这根管子的手动泵或电池供电泵。 一个在勃起后围绕阴茎根部的箍带(张力环)。 阴茎泵有时也称为真空 ...
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Here is our second commercial — really, just an edited version of the first commercial, but cut down to sixty seconds so that we have got more places we can run it. This one has run, in the last week, on Comedy Central, CurrentTV, FUSE, and on the Women’s Entertainment network. The feedback has been fabulous, so thanks everyone for the kind words and thoughts for our continued success!