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- Human penis - WikipediaIn human anatomy, the penis (/ ˈpiːnɪs /; pl.: penises or penes; from the Latin pēnis, initially 'tail' [1]) is an external sex organ (intromittent organ) through which males urinate and ejaculate, as in other placental mammals. Together with the testes and surrounding structures, the penis functions as part of the male reproductive system.
- The Penis - Structure - Muscles - Innervation - TeachMeAnatomyThe penis is an external organ of the male reproductive system. It has two main functions: Sexual intercourse – During erotic stimulation, the penis undergoes erection, becoming engorged with blood.
- Penis | Description, Anatomy, & Physiology | BritannicaPenis, the copulatory organ of the male of higher vertebrates that in mammals usually also provides the channel by which urine leaves the body. The corresponding structure in lower invertebrates is often called the cirrus. Learn about the anatomy and physiology of the penis.
- Penis: 20 Different Types, Shapes, and Things to KnowThe penis is an organ (no, not a muscle) that’s made primarily of spongey tissue. This spongey tissue fills with blood to cause an erection, so you can have penetrative solo or partnered sex.
- Your Penis and Age: Size, Appearance, and Sexual Function - WebMDLike everything in nature, your penis goes through a series of changes over your lifetime. Each phase is controlled mostly by your testosterone levels.
- Male Sexual Anatomy | Penis, Scrotum and TesticlesSexual anatomy that’s typically called male includes your penis and scrotum (external male genitalia) and internal reproductive organs like the testicles.
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Will your pills work for me?
Very likely not, since they are placebos and have no known pharmacological effects.  I’d suggest you speak with your physician, and perhaps visit a local or online support group.