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- Human penis - WikiwandIn human anatomy, the penis is an external sex organ through which males urinate and ejaculate, as in other placental mammals. Together with the testes and surr...
- Penis | Description, Anatomy, & Physiology | BritannicaPenis, the copulatory organ of the male of higher vertebrates that in mammals usually also provides the channel by which urine leaves the body. The corresponding structure in lower invertebrates is often called the cirrus. Learn about the anatomy and physiology of the penis.
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- The Penis - Structure - Muscles - Innervation - TeachMeAnatomyThe penis is an external organ of the male reproductive system. It has two main functions: Sexual intercourse – During erotic stimulation, the penis undergoes erection, becoming engorged with blood. Following emission, (mixing of the components of semen in the prostatic urethra) ejaculation can occur, whereby semen moves out of the urethra through the external […]
- Penis - WikipediaA penis (/ ˈpiːnɪs /; pl.: penises or penes) is a sex organ used by male and hermaphrodite animals to copulate, [1][2] and by male placental mammals to urinate. [3][4] The term penis applies to many intromittent organs of vertebrates and invertebrates, but not to all. [5] As an example, the intromittent organ of most […]
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Internet Search Engine Optimization scams
Posted by admin in Founder's Blog
I get a lot of email from various internet specialists who offer me services to do things like “increase your page rank in Google”, or “pick the right keywords so people can find you better”, and, frankly, I’m mystified since right now I think we’re ranked great in Google.
If you, for example, do a search for “penis reduction pill” then we’re almost always the first link. And, the second link and third link as well. In fact, most of the links on the front page are to this site, so frankly I think these SEO specialists would have their work cut out for us.
Thank god we’re not in the penis enlargement pill business (and, for heavens sake, WHY?) because for some reason lots of folks seem to be selling them. Lord knows a day doesn’t go by that I don’t see to get some kind of email asking me to buy something to make my penis bigger, or longer, or harder, or whatever, and I just have to laugh to myself and say “Oh, I’m of the opinion that mine is quite large enough, thank you, so much so that I’m taking a penis reducing placebo every morning and want everyone to know that.”