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- Penis pump - Mayo ClinicPenis pumps tend to be a lower-cost ED treatment. Work outside of your body. They don't require surgery, shots or medicines that go in the tip of your penis. Can be used with other treatments. You can use a penis pump along with medicines or a penile implant. A mix of ED treatments works best […]
- Penile implants - Mayo ClinicThe placement of penile implants requires surgery. Before choosing penile implants, make sure you understand what surgery involves, including possible risks, complications and follow-up care.
- Peyronie's disease - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicOverview Peyronie's (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is a condition in which fibrous scar tissue forms in the deeper tissues under the skin of the penis. This causes curved, painful erections. It also can make the penis shorter while erect. Peyronie's disease is not caused by cancer. Penises vary in shape and size. So having a curved erection […]
- Erectile dysfunction: Nonoral treatments - Mayo ClinicBattery-powered penis pump for erectile dysfunction A penis pump is used to draw blood into the penis to create an erection. You then place a rubber ring around the base of the penis to maintain the erection.
- Erectile dysfunction: A vital sign for cardiovascular healthPrinceton IV consensus recommendations urge clinicians to treat ED as a warning sign for cardiovascular disease, especially in younger men, framing it as a risk-enhancing marker for silent coronary artery disease.
- Penis health: Identify and prevent problems - Mayo ClinicPenis health is an important part of your health. It's more than the ability to get and keep an erection, ejaculate and reproduce. Penis problems can be a sign of another health condition. Ongoing health issues affecting your penis also can affect other areas of your life. They can cause stress, relationship problems or low […]
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