I guess I’m pleased to say that the assets and intel­lec­tual prop­erty of Penis Reduc­tion Pills has been acquired by Placebo Labs, a Cal­i­for­nia com­pany which has been advanc­ing the use and mis­use of place­bos in the mar­ket­place today.  I’ll be a vice pres­i­dent, over­see­ing some­thing or the other — I’m sure they’ll find good stuff for me to do.

I’m a bit melan­choly about this – cer­tainly, it’s been a tough road so far bring­ing granddad’s com­pany back to life, with a lot of ups and downs, and sales haven’t been as good as I would have hoped for, but Placebo Labs will be able to bring a lot of new cap­i­tal and brain­power and I’m sure that together we’ll suc­ceed beyond my wildest dreams.

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