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I didn't know my grandfather Richard Magnus Sr. very well, since he passed away when I was just 8.  But, from studying him and talking with my dad, Richard Magnus Jr #2, I know that my grandfather was a great man, and I know that he was proud to have co-invented and sold his un-patetented Penis Reduction Pills for most of his adult life.

I remember many times as a young child hearing my grandfather and grandma talk about various matters, and seeing the large advertising proofs he had on the walls in his den of the different campaigns they ran over the years for the products.  In the front hall and main room of their house they had many photos of grandpa with many of the Hollywood stars of the late 50s and 60s, when PRP was the toast of America.

Penis Reduction Pills paid for my and my dad's college education, and later in life sent all us kids to Disneyland several times, and it's great to be bringing my grandfather's business back to life.  I can only hope that it brings as much happiness and success this second time around as it did to grandpa and Great Uncle Piccilo.

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