Penis Reduction Pills

Our products helping win the war!

admin — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 04:19:10 +0000

A photo of one of our bumper stickers on a troop transport in Iraq.

Our products aren’t just helping here in the states (and, Canada.) For example, here’s a photos of one of our customers, who finds that the pills are helping our troops in Iraq. Just the knowledge that our fine fighting men may need pills to make their penises smaller lets the people know that our fine fighting men may have larger than usual penises.

If you’re a member of the active military, mention that in the comments field on the checkout and we’ll double the size of your pills order automatically for you. And we’ll toss in a couple bumper stickers for you too.

We’ve been acquired!

admin — Fri, 28 May 2010 21:18:39 +0000

I guess I’m pleased to say that the assets and intellectual property of Penis Reduction Pills has been acquired by Placebo Labs, a California company which has been advancing the use and misuse of placebos in the marketplace today. I’ll be a vice president, overseeing something or the other — I’m sure they’ll find good stuff for me to do.

I’m a bit melancholy about this – certainly, it’s been a tough road so far bringing granddad’s company back to life, with a lot of ups and downs, and sales haven’t been as good as I would have hoped for, but Placebo Labs will be able to bring a lot of new capital and brainpower and I’m sure that together we’ll succeed beyond my wildest dreams.

Another ad from the files

richard — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:36:40 +0000

Think of the stories folks at work would tell about you if you kept a bottle of them on your desk.

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richard — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:36:17 +0000

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richard — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:35:53 +0000

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richard — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:29:07 +0000

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“The finest penis reducing placebos…”

richard — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 06:26:58 +0000

“The finest penis reducing placebos, shipped direct to you in large boxes festooned with our logo on all six sides in 36 point type.”

Recommended for my male patients

richard — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:12:27 +0000

“As a professional model who has posed many times for stock photographs in a wide variety of roles, including as a doctor — a photograph from that session appears to the right of this endorsement — I most heartily endorse and recommend the Penis Reduction Pills sold by the very fine company behind http://www.PenisReductionPills.com to all my male patients, and to everyone else, in fact, provide they’re at least 18 years of age.”

- Notta Doctor, M.D. *

* M.D. stands for “Modelling Degree”

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Starting a new life together

richard — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:09:50 +0000

“We’re both terribly excited to be starting our new life together, and we owe it all to those penis reduction pills that I bought for Brad. Before he started taking them, I was sure I’d end up a spinster, but now I’m a bride.

I recommend them for everyone.”

- a woman who kind of looks like Katherine Heigl (from Grey’s Anatomy), with her hair up, except it isn’t.

“Helped me with my overconfidence problem”

Good enough for the King!

richard — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:07:44 +0000

“Many times, when recreating the performances of Elvis Presley from his later, chubby period, I’m asked if Elvis would have been a customer of Penis Reduction Pills.com. I point out that the internet and word-wide web hadn’t yet been invented at the time the King died, but that I’m sure he would have been a regular customer of the mail-order service available. In fact, I’ve heard under the table from some of Elvis’s confidants that he kept bottles of the pills in all of his houses and took them along on every major tour. In his memory, I take a double dose myself every day.”

–Populära Sångerska, semi-professional Elvis Presley impersonator

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