Penis Reduction Pills

richard — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:36:40 +0000

Think of the stories folks at work would tell about you if you kept a bottle of them on your desk.

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richard — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:36:17 +0000

It's natural male ego enhancement at its finest! Related posts:Are you the premiere male enhancement product on the market today? 最高級の男性の自我を強化する。 Related posts:

richard — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:35:53 +0000

We sell the finest penis-reduction placebos, shipped to you in boxes emblazoned with our logo in very large type so that the world knows you have a huge schlong. Related posts:“The finest penis reducing placebos…” What are your weasel words so you can sell these things? Related posts:

richard — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:29:07 +0000

When you want the world to know “I’ve got a huge schlong!” but don’t actually want to change that fact.

Makes a great bachelor or bachelorette party gift!

Great gift for a nervous bachelorette

“The finest penis reducing placebos…”

richard — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 06:26:58 +0000

“The finest penis reducing placebos, shipped direct to you in large boxes festooned with our logo on all six sides in 36 point type.”

Recommended for my male patients

richard — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:12:27 +0000

“As a professional model who has posed many times for stock photographs in a wide variety of roles, including as a doctor — a photograph from that session appears to the right of this endorsement — I most heartily endorse and recommend the Penis Reduction Pills sold by the very fine company behind http://www.PenisReductionPills.com to all my male patients, and to everyone else, in fact, provide they’re at least 18 years of age.”

- Notta Doctor, M.D. *

* M.D. stands for “Modelling Degree”

Starting a new life together

richard — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:09:50 +0000

“We’re both terribly excited to be starting our new life together, and we owe it all to those penis reduction pills that I bought for Brad. Before he started taking them, I was sure I’d end up a spinster, but now I’m a bride.

I recommend them for everyone.”

- a woman who kind of looks like Katherine Heigl (from Grey’s Anatomy), with her hair up, except it isn’t.

“Helped me with my overconfidence problem”

Good enough for the King!

richard — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:07:44 +0000

“Many times, when recreating the performances of Elvis Presley from his later, chubby period, I’m asked if Elvis would have been a customer of Penis Reduction Pills.com. I point out that the internet and word-wide web hadn’t yet been invented at the time the King died, but that I’m sure he would have been a regular customer of the mail-order service available. In fact, I’ve heard under the table from some of Elvis’s confidants that he kept bottles of the pills in all of his houses and took them along on every major tour. In his memory, I take a double dose myself every day.”

–Populära Sångerska, semi-professional Elvis Presley impersonator

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Our second commercial

richard — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:54:27 +0000

Here is our second commercial — really, just an edited version of the first commercial, but cut down to sixty seconds so that we have got more places we can run it. This one has run, in the last week, on Comedy Central, CurrentTV, FUSE, and on the Women’s Entertainment network. The feedback has been fabulous, so thanks everyone for the kind words and thoughts for our continued success!

Our first commercial

Does Barack Obama use your product?

richard — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:08:03 +0000

We’ve been asked before if our new President, Barack Obama, is a client of our pills. But, because we pledge to keep our client’s record absolutely secret, we can’t say one way or the other.

However, we can say that many of the qualities people see in President Obama are the kinds of personality traits that taking a penis reducing placebo might help to enhance — the supernatural, inner calm; the supreme confidence it enables those taking them to exude, and an absolute coolness that emanates from every pore — all may be strengthened by those who take our North American-made, penis reducing placebos every day. Sometimes twice a day, even.