I have weird dietary restrictions!

Are these safe to eat if I’m a veg­e­tar­ian or vegan?


Yes, as far as we know there is no rea­son that you couldn’t eat these even if you eschew all ani­mal or animal-connected prod­ucts.  If you’re against plant vio­lence, well, then I can tell you that the dex­trose and car­nauba wax were both extracted rather vio­lently from plants.

Now, that said, keep in mind that these are place­bos, and it’s unlikely whether you’ll expe­ri­ence any effect at all from con­sum­ing them, so you’re free to order the prod­uct and never open the bot­tle.  Or, if you’re on some­thing like the Atkins diet, order away and then dump out the place­bos and replace the con­tents of the bot­tle with bacon bits, and take a hand­ful three times a day, or whatever.

Our ingre­di­ents in our orig­i­nal, spher­i­cal pills: Dex­trose, Cit­ric Acid, Cal­cium, Stearate, Tapi­oca Dex­trin, Confectioner’s Glaze, Car­nauba Wax, Arti­fi­cial Fla­vors & Col­ors (includ­ing FD&C Red 40Lake, Blue 1Lake, Yel­low 5Lake, Red 40, Blue 1, Yel­low 5) Man­u­fac­tured by Con­cord Con­fec­tions, Inc.  Con­cord, Ontario. L4K3N1.

And, our new “penis-shaped” pills: dex­trose, mal­todex­trin, arti­fi­cial fla­vors, cal­cium stearate, resinous glaze, tapi­oca, dex­trin, car­nauba wax, col­ors (includ­ing yel­low 5&6, red 40, blue 1).

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