At present, we have been unable to con any actual celebri­ties into endors­ing, or even admit­ting to using, our prod­ucts.  How­ever, we are actively pur­su­ing sev­eral “D” and below list celebri­ties in an attempt to lend some cred­i­bil­ity to our placebo prod­uct.  Should any con­sent to the use of their name or like­ness then we’ll gladly change the generic clip art image to the left into one of an actual celebrity and send out a mul­ti­tude of press releases.

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1. Does Barack Obama use your product?
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