If you've got these, obviously you need them. You wouldn't have them if you didn't need them. That's all I'm saying. Nuff said.
“A great gift”
When you want the world to know “I've got a huge schlong!” but don't actually want to change that fact. Makes a great bachelor or bachelorette party gift!
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Yes, of course. This being America, or maybe Canada, since we only ship to those places, you're free to spend your money any way you want, and if you want to spend it on penis reducing pills for someone else, well, we're all for it.
That said, we're going to include all of the information we have about who ordered it in the box, since we want the recipient to know who to thank. Don't try to order these as a gag; the person who eventually gets it is just going to come kick your ass if they're not as appreciative as you hope.
