“We’re both ter­ri­bly excited to be start­ing our new life together, and we owe it all to those penis reduc­tion pills that I bought for Brad.  Before he started tak­ing them, I was sure I’d end up a spin­ster, but now I’m a bride.

I rec­om­mend them for everyone.”

- a woman who kind of looks like Kather­ine Heigl (from Grey’s Anatomy), with her hair up, except it isn’t.

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