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- Yeast infection in men: How can I tell if I have one? - Mayo ClinicYeast infections can occur in men, causing inflammation of the penis (balanitis). Learn what signs and symptoms could mean you have a yeast infection.
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicIn some people, medicines injected directly into the scar tissue on the penis might reduce curving and pain linked with Peyronie's disease. Depending on the treatment, you might be given medicine that goes on the skin called a local anesthetic to prevent pain during the shots.
- Genital herpes - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicOverview Genital herpes is a common sexually transmitted infection (STI). The herpes simplex virus (HSV) causes genital herpes. Genital herpes can often be spread by skin-to-skin contact during sexual activity.
- Pelvic pain in adult males - Mayo ClinicPelvic pain in adult males Find possible causes of male pelvic pain based on specific factors. Check one or more factors on this page that apply to your symptom. Pain best described as Discomfort, pressure or pain in lower abdomen or groin Itching or burning around genitals, buttocks or inner thighs Pain or discomfort in […]
- Peyronie's disease - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicPeyronie's (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is a condition in which fibrous scar tissue forms in the deeper tissues under the skin of the penis. This causes curved, painful erections.
- Prostatitis - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicUrgent need to urinate. Cloudy urine. Blood in the urine. Pain in the belly, groin or lower back. Pain in the area between the scrotum and rectum, called the perineum. Pain or discomfort of the penis or testicles. Painful ejaculation. Fever, chills, muscle aches and other flu-like symptoms with acute bacterial prostatitis.
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