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Home » Front Page Articles » Be near the change you want to see happen in the world
Jul08

Be near the change you want to see happen in the world

Posted by richard in Front Page Articles

A lot of people ask me “Richard, how would penis reduction pills change my life?“, to which I’m a bit confused it seems totally clear – our un-patented penis reducing pills shouldn’t really change your life in any way.  They’re placebos. Take as many as you want and it shouldn’t affect the size of your willy in any way whatsoever, except that if you were to take a LOT of them then you’d get fat, and in comparison it might look a little smaller.  But, it wouldn’t actually be, and we don’t recommend that anyway because our nation has enough problems with obesity already.

Instead, you should ask yourself how penis reducing pills would change those around you. Folks who, seeing the large box arrive via the US Post office from a smiling mailman, might suddenly say “Hey — that Richard is quite a chap, and must possess a johnson of enormous proportions. Perhaps we should invite him to our parties, in the hope than some of his charm and charisma rubs off on us.” Or, your boss, seeing the bottle displayed on the corner of the desk, might think “Richard has been a model employee, and deserves a huge raise and even larger bonus, given that he apparently has quite a large truncheon in his pants.”  Or, women, seeing a bumper-sticker on your car might think “That Richard – he’s a keeper, or at least a try-er-out for the weekend, now that he’s trying to take care of that incredibly large willy that he must have, because they wouldn’t prescribe those pills for no reason.“

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